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24

Jul

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:
WHERE GO
Me:
I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:
I COME TOO
Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
I need to open this door.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
Sigh.
Dog:
WHERE GOING
Me:
I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
Sure.
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No please don't you are-
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No there's no room and-
Dog:
LAP
Me:
No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:
RIGHT HERE
Me:
That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:
IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:
I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I AM
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:
HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:
SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:
.......

romankyaryday:

imagine living in the harry potter world and in 2014 youre afraid to open a howler because suddenly there’s like an 80% chance that it’s going to rickroll you 

headfullofpotter:

c0ffee-sh0p:

headfullofpotter:

im gonna marry thor

but theyre making thor a woman now

im gonna marry thor

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

(Source: casualcissexism)

fastcompany:

See What I See — African Teenagers Take Their Own Photos To Capture A Different View Of Their Home

No focus on war-torn worlds or endangered wildlife here. Just everyday life, from the viewpoint of 18 Gambian teenagers.

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(Source: puritychalice)

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

bilbro-baggins:

if the battle of five armies has to happen then i want it to be super fucking dramatic i want slow motion and muted battle sounds and haunting elvish ladies singing over the top i want to be emotionally destroyed and beyond words

you go hard or you go home

(Source: dwarrowdamned)

http://sixpenceee.com/post/92683276519/s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d-hey-there-sixpenceee-i-was

s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d:

Hey there, sixpenceee. I was browsing Steam earlier and found a short, mild yet extremely emotional horror game in its depths. It’s a free to play interactive story called Serena.

The story is centered around a couple who seemed to have it all until things went sour….

23

Jul

kehinki:

under high stress conditions, Cap retreats into his shield 

kehinki:

under high stress conditions, Cap retreats into his shield 

artistic-rising-demon:

justaddfiction:

castielsconvictions:

rifa:

shank-flank:

elysethekraken:

gogomoth:

nope im not a fully grown adult sir, no sir

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY FRIENDSHIPS ON TUMBLR WITH TEENAGERS

YOU ALL HAVE BETTER BLOGS THAN I DO

YOU ARE THE FUTURE AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT

‘omg I love you you are so kind and aaaaah how old are you’

‘16 how old are you?’

‘2-23…’

I think this when I’m chatting with people on here and then look at their blog description and its like ‘16/17’ and I’m like holy shit you are the same age as my baby sister what the hellllll

Yeah but for those of us who have older tumblr friends, thank.

speaking as a 17 year old, trust me when i say it means a lot when 20-somethings on tumblr treat us with respect and take us seriously because god knows no one else older than us does

Yes I second this

(Source: ggmth)

jimmysnowvakk:

winjennster:

destielpasta:

Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.

It’s important to note one thing about Jo and Ellen’s deaths.
Season five was intended by Kripke and all parties as the FINAL SEASON.
He was killing off everyone around Sam and Dean because the show was coming to an end.

THANK YOU.

(Source: letmesayiloveyou)

(Source: expelliarmus)

Chibi-Usa:
Dad, I'm hungry!
Endymion:
The hunger of children for nourishing food is a vital part of everyday life, but hunger caused by dark magic is the sin of someone else's gluttony! Greetings, hungry, I am Tuxedo Mask!
Chibi-Usa:
SIGH