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AU: Charlie Bradbury is one of Hollywood’s most bankable movie stars of the moment. When she gets one of the leading roles in the new summer blockbuster movie, she meets the beautiful indie actress Jo Harvelle who is tragically and unfortunately straight. And apparently dating Charlie’s best friend Dean Winchester? Jesus, the world is so unfair.

(What Charlie doesn’t know is that Dean pretends to be Jo’s boyfriend so nobody knows she’s bi. And crushing really hard on her new costar.)

Over their months filming on set together the two grow closer as friends and eventually, one drunken night, their relationship evolves into something more. And that one night stand leads to feelings (ick) and something that looks suspiciously like love and one hell of a press tour.

(Source: lovelydean)

jesusforrealjustice:

Because apparently comics are too high-tech for most of you people.

"but white people-" "but straight people-" "but men-"

But no.

Fun fact: “member of a majority” doesn’t mean “racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, sexist, douchebag!”

Bonus:

leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.

[x]

(Source: meanwhilemishacollins)

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

(Source: -trillium-)

xixamxclairex:

im a junior in high school and some guy has been pooping and rubbing it on the bathroom walls all year and i guess my school finally got fed up with it but they dont know who it is so theyve banned use of certain bathrooms and now all male students have to sign in and sign out when they want to use the bathroom. my mom has named the culprit the “phantom shitter”

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

idea for a new star trek movie. every one of gene roddenberry’s characters get together and form a club. it’s called the “absent father and gay scare” club. spock is president and riker is treasurer

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

(Source: sighsomemore)

fractalsofelsanna:

thewolfandtheprincess:

yamino:

patronustrip:

The boobs jiggle is strong in this one
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I feel like Disney puts this much detail into Elsa’s boobs specifically for people who analyze them in loving, frame-by-frame detail on Tumblr.

We analyzed the scene where she sings Let It Go and all my English teacher did was discuss her boobs and how they suddenly get bigger at a certain part of the song.

spend one time watching frozen just focusing on elsa’s boobs and nothing else

(Source: deertokki)

brodingershat:

youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*

We clean those bags out and put sandwiches in them.

Anonymous asked: (1/2) Imagine Bucky as a kid, a cocky and proud that picked on others because the others did and it made him feel powerful. He was a bully, until he met a scrap of a kid named Steven Rogers, who didn't back down from a fight because he knew what was right and wrong. And he gets beat up and bloodied but he keeps getting back on his feet, and Bucky tells him to just STAY DOWN but he refuses to let them win. And so Bucky defends him, because how could he not?

(2/2) And he becomes friends with this scrappy kid, turning that want to hurt into a want to defend, and admiring Steve for the strength and light he always has. And even as they grew up, Bucky always knew he had a little bit of darkness in him, but Steve always brought him back to the light.

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this