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Aug

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)

1.04 “meet captain america” // 2.21 “the winter soldier”

(Source: wandasmaximoffs)

http://queensamwise.tumblr.com/post/95526602578

adorablyrotten:

summoner-rena:

IF YOU ARE STREAMING, DON’T USE PROCASTER.

DON’T. USE. PROCASTER.

Livestream procaster consumes large amounts of cpu for nothing. No joke, nothing. As a result your stream can become laggy and sometimes it can damage your hardware as your PC has to…

mrharrisonford:


basically my headcanon is that jake would own the shooting games at amusement parks and wins dirk a lot of prizes even though he says he doesnt want any
but he keeps every single one
and puts them in his room
dave teases him for it

mrharrisonford:

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basically my headcanon is that jake would own the shooting games at amusement parks and wins dirk a lot of prizes even though he says he doesnt want any

but he keeps every single one

and puts them in his room

dave teases him for it

idle3re8u5:

ascandalinthepolicebox:

it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible

really? because I didn’t feelimage

jade harley. reblog if u agree

(Source: vacantvisionary)

kenzieb27:

Idk why but based on his voice I always imagine Carlos as a little tiny scientist man with a lab coat that is too large that loves investigation and has inexplicably amazing hair

Tiny science man

Idk why but based on his voice I always imagine Carlos as a little tiny scientist man with a lab coat that is too large that loves investigation and has inexplicably amazing hair

ohrogerss:

steve rogers to the young avengers, sternly: “you’re too young to be superheroes, you could get hurt”

bucky barnes, appearing out of nowhere: “SORRY CAN U BACK THAT UP I THOUGHT MISTER BACKALLEY HERO HERE WAS TALKING ABOUT RECKLESSNESS LIKE IT’S NOT HIS MIDDLE NAME”

flip-it-turnways:


invocate:

because WHY NOT

THIS IS ADORABLE???

flip-it-turnways:

invocate:

because WHY NOT

THIS IS ADORABLE???

Wait if gay people all go to hell then I’m spending eternity with a bunch of other lesbians?? Oh no how awful of a punishment I’m so scared for the fate of my soul lol

rifa:

this is a staff fave at my store and I’ve read the whole book its aMAZING

(Source: nigga-chan)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

(Source: vvhaleshark)

richardriders:

Storm #02 (2014 - )

I don’t wanna pull you too far into my kind of crazytown.

husklaughingalonewithkanaya:

fletsch:

…wait

omfg yes good